Corrupt A Wish

You aced your exams but it turns out you have only put a card on top of them.

I wish to die.
You get the chocolate but all your teeth rots off.
I want a nice computer
Your new life comes to an end quickly

I want toast
You get the cake but when you take a bite it explodes into spiders.

I wish for a cat
You get the money but then crazy forces you to put it in his paypal

I wish for my mappers tag on the forums lol