Let's make up a story..

[cheeseboy]

He murdered a whole village

 

[omqvikki]

I ate some cheese to

 

[Texans45]

I can use my arms but

 

[aly]

I can't use my legs

 

[ILiekSand | Sand]

..But I got new legs & Started walking to

 

[Texans45]

McDonald's so I

 

[ILiekSand | Sand]

Got some Chicken Mc Nuggets & a Burger King

 

[Texans45]

Whopper which gave me

 

[aly]

Cancer

 

[cheeseboy]

let me rephrase that, Terminal Cancer!

 

[Texans45]

And food poisoning which made me

 

[I52SI]

Cancel my screening for "The new housewives of atlanta"...

 

[chrisily]

we eat meteors and are the reason that the world hasn't died 151.64 times

 

[Alizian]

Anyways, we walked down to the beach...

 

[Texans45]

With our Gucci flip flops but

 

[mitchellcrafty]

A giant wave swept us out to sea, then...

 

[Texans45]

The little mermaid carried us safe to shore where

 

[mitchellcrafty]

We saw Donald Trump...

 

[Texans45]

And gave him a taco which

 

[I52SI]

Caused him to question where we got the taco...