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An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!" The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and...

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing...

ill never forget my grandpa's last words to me before he died.... "are you still holding the ladder?"

how do you catch a bra? with a booby trap

what do you call a fly with no wings? a walk

when you have a bladder infection, urine trouble

why did Mozart kill all his chickens? because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "bach bach bach"

police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. they charged one - and let the other one off

what do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who's run out of protein?? no whey jose

a boy asks his dad one day, "dad, why is my sister called paris?" his dad replies, "because she was conceived in paris." the boy says, "ahh thanks dad." his dad says, "you're welcome, backseat."

two windmills are standing in a field. one asks the other, "what kind of music do you like?' the other one says, "im a big metal fan."

did you hear about the kidnapping at school? he woke up why did the coffee go to the police? it got mugged what do prisoners use to call each other? cell phones my wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter. but im on a roll now how does darth vader like his toast? on the dark side

I went to the zoo the other day, and there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu

parallel lines have so much in common. it's a shame they'll never meet.

what is blue and smells like red paint?? BLUE PAINT