otter
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otter

New Member, Female, from California, USA

im bored, so i just post some random otterly AMAZING stuff Jun 11, 2018

otter was last seen:
Jun 12, 2018
    1. otter
      otter
      im bored, so i just post some random otterly AMAZING stuff
    2. otter
      otter
      *gasp* i've not placed in the monthly build comp despite of the fact that ryan accepted my bribe... something's cooking up here.
      1. Aloro likes this.
      2. Smxthie
        Smxthie
        Spill the tea, tell us the bribe
        Jun 11, 2018
        GgGotGame, Aloro and mhms like this.
    3. otter
      otter
      Just looking at sum DANK OTTEUR MEMES
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    Gender:
    Female
    Birthday:
    May 25
    Location:
    California, USA
    Occupation:
    Wait... what is my occupation?
    I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel my otter tape dispensers on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of dispensing. I write award-winning operas, and I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

    I woo men with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.

    I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

    I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.